• What I hope to accomplish in 2013: Everything I wanted to do in 2012 but sober.

Me when I am taking my final exam tomorrow

Brain: Hey let’s forget what you studied and remember your ex dumping you

Heart: Oh that’s a good one

Things I am looking for in someone

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  5. Or any combination of the above.

I have a very strict no fucks given policy.

I like how we all are so ready to seek attention, we forget to actually give it.

fuck this. black girls from now on.

Every one I know: Yeah dude we should totally hang out soon

Me: Yeah dude you should totally answer your phone when I call

Directions for love.

And also my current love life.

Directions for love.

And also my current love life.